Today is Spanky's birthday. He's 6.
His mom took him to Wal-Mart this morning and told him to pick out something. She ended up with a cart full of weapons--machine gun, light sabre, shotgun, sword...and a football. She told him he had to put something back.
He put the football back.
This was on the top shelf, out of sight of 6-year olds (not very smart). But, it's good to know there's another 'S' name available for the next grandson.
